Bella says.....Oh this is sooo embarrassing

Hi. As Benni has already said, I am a pugwawa, about 49 dog years old. I am definitely the cuter of the two of us. I am a tiny little thing with a curvaceous figure, only slightly sagging tata's, a curly tail, and a cute little pug nose. I think I look pretty good for the shape I'm in.

I have had a slight problem lately. Not really sure what caused it, but it is driving me nuts! I can't believe I am going to even talk about this but here goes. I have...dun,dun,dun, a swollen anal gland. It's rather embarrassing, but mostly, it's rather itchy. I keep trying to scratch it the only way a polite girl-dog can, by rubbing my tiny little dairy-aire on the carpet. The people keep getting mad at me for doing that, and they make me stop. I wonder how they would like it if they couldn't scratch an itch. I had to go to the doctor the other day and they totally humiliated me by shaving my butt. I didn't like that one bit. I did get lots of compliments by several people and I did really like that. There was a big German Shepherd in the waiting room and he was so cute I really got embarrassed in front of him. I tried to hide my face in my person Lacey's armpit and then I realized that only made my butt more obvious.My butt has always been one of my best features but not that day! Anyway, it was soooo humiliating! I didn't cry until after I left, but when they rammed that thermometer up my already messed up bottom I decided right then and there that I am going to start wiping better!


The people are talking right now about taking a picture of my butt to put with this post, and I am telling you, if they do, I am never writing another word. Here's hoping the camera batteries are dead. 

Well, the batteries were fine but I am so wiley that I just kept moving around real fast and kept my tail hanging low so they couldn't get a picture of it. I wouldn't put it past them to sneak up on me and get one in the next few days though. I'd better sleep with one eye open. 

Bella Buttsasora DeRana

Benni Says.......just a little background

Hi, my name is Benito Chiquito Mercialago. My person, Lily named me that because she put "handsome little bat" into a Spanish translation search on the internet and that is what came up. Not really sure why she thinks I look like a bat, it has something to do with when I am laying on my back and my ears, I dunno! Anyway, she calls me Benni. 

It drives her daughter Lacey crazy that she spells Benni with two "N's" because Benito only has one "N". I like it because Lacey drives me crazy. She was always sticking her stubby toes in my face so I started biting them and now I get in trouble because my person Lily doesn't like me biting. But hey, it's all that Lacey's fault. 

I have a sista/wife named Bella Cara De Rana, which, also very loosely translated, means Beautiful face of a frog. They just call her Bella. She is pretty much that Lacey girl's dog.

We were the cutest pups you've ever seen. (I was a little cuter) Our momma was a pug and she had a friend/roommate that was a chihuahua. Their people brought over a tiny little chihuahua to mate with the roommate but he started making googly eyes with my momma and she must have made googly eyes back at him and the next thing you know, here we are. Pugwawa puppies! Get it? Pug momma, wawa daddy!

When my person Lily (PL) came to check us out and decide which one she wanted to take home with her, she carried us around for a long time and finally figured that she couldn't choose between us so she took us both home. Boy! I am so glad that she picked me. I guess I am glad that she brought Bella along too, but I really love her and can't imagine my life without my person Lily.I think she can't imagine her life without me either. It's a mutual love society. 

I need to go convince PL that it is getting late and I am ready for bed. Goodnight. 

Benni